I live in Brooklyn, NY with Anna and Hubble+Ollie. I perform music with French Miami, engineer software for Tumblr and co-created Views.fm. You can ask me something.Tumblr (3.0; @tylr)http://tylr.org/<p>Can’t believe I’ve never thought of this before. A regular expression to match penises. <pre><code><b>/[u|B|8]{1,2}[=\-]+[d|D|B|b][\-\.\~]*/</b></code></pre> Here’s a ruby example: <pre><code>ruby> "Eat B--b a bag of uu===D! 8===D---...".scan(/[u|B|8]{1,2}[=\-]+[d|D|B][\-\.\~]*/) => ["B--b", "uu===D", "8===D---..."]</code></pre> Run against this text: <pre><code>Cray twee butcher 8===D photo booth, trust uu---D---... fund mlkshk post-ironic seitan keytar raw denim craft beer blog art party. Vegan 8-bit 8---b helvetica, organic banh mi banksy single-origin coffee. Occupy craft beer leggings, messenger bag tumblr small batch odd future cliche fixie. B==========D Pinterest fap vegan, trust fund banksy locavore keffiyeh freegan kogi odd future high life tumblr portland single-origin coffee. Cliche hoodie cray etsy. Seitan beard vice artisan pork belly, truffaut squid gastropub vegan mixtape before they 8---D--- sold out. High life brunch odd future messenger bag, uu==b cosby sweater post-ironic swag locavore thundercats sriracha dreamcatcher semiotics.</code></pre> Would result in <pre><code>["8===D", "uu---D---...", "8-b", "8---b", "B==========D", "8---D---", "uu==b"] </code></pre> EDIT: Used pre tags. Updated to support squigglyjizz.</p>http://tylr.org/post/17287395800http://tylr.org/post/17287395800Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:38:00 -0500“Gushers originally came in two flavors: Gushin’ Grape and Strawberry Splash. Later, grape was discontinued, although there is a movement among consumers to have it brought back…”<br/><br/> - <em><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_Gushers">Gushers Wikipedia</a></p> <p>Who the fuck are these consumers?</p></em>http://tylr.org/post/17283807223http://tylr.org/post/17283807223Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:39:43 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/17211085834/tumblr_lz148r2LBq1qbj821&color=FFFFFF&logo=soundcloud" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://stevemoore2600.tumblr.com/post/17211053815/brainstorm-moore-majeure-split-lp-now-available" class="tumblr_blog">stevemoore2600</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Brainstorm (Moore/Majeure split LP) now available from <a href="http://temporaryresidence.com/descriptions/trr205.php">Temporary Residence LTD</a></p></blockquote> This is good.http://tylr.org/post/17211085834http://tylr.org/post/17211085834Tue, 07 Feb 2012 10:28:04 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz11qr4ZT41qz8grmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ollie</p>http://tylr.org/post/17209648906http://tylr.org/post/17209648906Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:32:50 -0500pussycat<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzvee3skn1qz8grmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tylr.org/post/17176158998http://tylr.org/post/17176158998Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:18:00 -0500pussycat<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxsd1ELZo1qz8grmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Icing the wrist cause of ice in the snow. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">Instagram</a> at Sun Bowl at Stratton)</p>http://tylr.org/post/17109735378http://tylr.org/post/17109735378Sun, 05 Feb 2012 15:17:25 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lytyey1pns1qz8grmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Conductor of meeting. (Taken at Tumblr HQ)</p>http://tylr.org/post/16983130811http://tylr.org/post/16983130811Fri, 03 Feb 2012 13:38:46 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lytnz3ZBRm1qz8grmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>HUBBLE (at 337 Kent)</p>http://tylr.org/post/16975424607http://tylr.org/post/16975424607Fri, 03 Feb 2012 09:52:00 -0500pussycat<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqmgeWDee1qz8grmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>gpoyw playing with your friends in bed in <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?q=bakersfield,+CA&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x80ea6bc8b994cb0d:0x59360c0998fe74c8,Bakersfield,+CA&gl=us&ei=EcopT_imCuHj0QHdmqCVCw&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CDYQ8gEwAA">Bakersfield, CA</a>.</p>http://tylr.org/post/16887214626http://tylr.org/post/16887214626Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:26:37 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyowr3Hasa1qz8grmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My only friend. At Death By Audio.</p>http://tylr.org/post/16848393549http://tylr.org/post/16848393549Tue, 31 Jan 2012 20:13:00 -0500gearporn<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8WZr6fvtEgk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Shit Programmers Say.</p>http://tylr.org/post/16807166165http://tylr.org/post/16807166165Tue, 31 Jan 2012 00:36:05 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyjdnwzYVf1qzx5cco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://dallasmccann.com/post/16668575917/reppin-the-t-taken-with-instagram" class="tumblr_blog">dlls</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Reppin’ the T (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p></blockquote> Glad to see some stickers I handed out being put to use on crutches.http://tylr.org/post/16684275604http://tylr.org/post/16684275604Sun, 29 Jan 2012 01:36:40 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyiz1pV6C41qz8grmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fuck your lunch (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://tylr.org/post/16651430929http://tylr.org/post/16651430929Sat, 28 Jan 2012 15:17:48 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyitwrpP9Z1qz8grmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>PRIVATEDANCER (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://tylr.org/post/16645384837http://tylr.org/post/16645384837Sat, 28 Jan 2012 13:26:50 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lygwdzBBpR1qz8grmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Clean desk.</p>http://tylr.org/post/16584176897http://tylr.org/post/16584176897Fri, 27 Jan 2012 12:25:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyguqzFlHI1qz4u07o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://topherchris.com/post/16582766730/tumblr-trying-to-organize-lunch-on-a-rainy-day" class="tumblr_blog">topherchris</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><em>Tumblr trying to organize lunch on a rainy day</em></p></blockquote> Google doc mayhem.http://tylr.org/post/16583005219http://tylr.org/post/16583005219Fri, 27 Jan 2012 11:56:21 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SuHmEo0Bx7Q?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>woah</p>http://tylr.org/post/16556314530http://tylr.org/post/16556314530Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:22:47 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lye8w9d3rd1qz8grmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>19 episodes of Friday Night Lights in 4 days. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">Instagram</a> at Death By Audio)</p>http://tylr.org/post/16512657730http://tylr.org/post/16512657730Thu, 26 Jan 2012 02:02:32 -0500weirdhair<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lycdofFHLC1qz8grmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Finally found a use for an Amazon EC2 Windows instance.</p> <p>Running a keygen.exe</p>http://tylr.org/post/16455540707http://tylr.org/post/16455540707Wed, 25 Jan 2012 01:50:39 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lya8vkZGMM1qz8grmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>for when you really have to go. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">Instagram</a> at Death By Audio)</p>http://tylr.org/post/16388380444http://tylr.org/post/16388380444Mon, 23 Jan 2012 22:11:43 -0500