February 2012
33 posts
Slideshow Updates
viewsfm:
We made some major upgrades to the slideshow: it’s about 100% faster, and zooming in brings up the full-size file. Really useful if you’re using this to present designs that need to be viewed at 100%, or if you just wanna check out big photos!
“Some examples, like Dart, portend that JavaScript has fundamental flaws and to...”
– Microsoft’s opinion on Dart
This is such a fucking Microsoft thing to say.
4 Years Old →
In that time I have…
Documented the entirety of my cats lives.
Looked at, used, and sometimes owned tons of sweet music gear.
Done countless horrible things to my hair.
Travelled a small portion of the world and took a bunch of mediocre pictures of it. Posted about a lot of other random things.
Here are wo demos I recorded in 2011 and will probably never use for anything. So, listen to them.
WatchThis is the guy, RJ, who usually lets me crash at his pad when I visit SF. This video says almost everything there is to know about him.
Opussums →
“Always check dead or injured Opussums for babies in their pouch.”
Penis Regex
Can’t believe I’ve never thought of this before. A regular expression to match penises.
/[u|B|8]{1,2}[=\-]+[d|D|B|b][\-\.\~]*/
Here’s a ruby example:
ruby> "Eat B--b a bag of uu===D! 8===D---...".scan(/[u|B|8]{1,2}[=\-]+[d|D|B][\-\.\~]*/)
=> ["B--b", "uu===D", "8===D---..."]
Run against this text:
Cray twee butcher 8===D photo booth, trust uu---D---... fund mlkshk...
“Gushers originally came in two flavors: Gushin’ Grape and Strawberry...”
– Gushers Wikipedia
Who the fuck are these consumers?
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