February 2009
35 posts
I had to roll down the windows because I blew a little bit of gas
– My female cab driver right now
Sony releases another hit…
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You’ve stumbled upon a door where your mind is the key. There are none who...
– What.CD, seriously the best site on the web
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss...
– Eleanor Roosevelt: classic, classy (via mattbalara) (via syntheticpubes)
Users are so fucking dumb man
– Steve Marhsall
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Ten seconds of John Cleese brilliance
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Amish Hackers →
givemesomethingtoread:
The Amish have the undeserved reputation of being luddites, of people who refuse to employ new technology. It’s well known the strictest of them don’t use electricity, or automobiles, but rather farm with manual tools and ride in a horse and buggy. In any debate about the merits of embracing new technology, the Amish stand out as offering an honorable alternative of...
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Ben: What's your favorite pitch?
Ben: Like knuckle...
Me: 440hz
Ben: Oh
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Bosscocked →
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OKAY, THIS IS FUCKED UP, BUT...
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willmccloud:
So my friends and I just had a frank discussion about childhood masturbation. Don’t deny it, there is a point in childhood when you first discover your genitals, and cannot get enough of the feelings they create.
Case in point, when I was 4 I rubbed myself against the bottom of my bathtub. I also had a sleeping bag that was really slick...
Why I hate Facebook status updates
Jan 21 - Feb 1
A: enjoys talkin to him...he makes her smile :-)!
A: Just made brownies..and loves waking up to texts from him :-)
A: will be up at 12 to wish two of her fav guys a happy birthday :-).
A: doesn't know where he has been hiding..but is so glad she found him :-D.
A: likes that he makes her smile no matter what
A: can't believe how good things are...can't wait to hang out with him!
A: cant sleep :-( and he asleep so she has no one to talk to till she finally falls asleep!
A: doesnt know what she was thinkin...everyone was right..its pointless...
A: wants to move and start all over
A: is yay for cuddle buddies
A: thinks you should do what makes you happy..and fuck everyone else!
A: is drinkin bitch beer and spending the evening with the gorgeous Adi!
A: can't believe she believed all the lies for over a year....;-( my heart just got crushed more than it already was.
A: can't believe Garret is questioning if Mackenzie is his or not! LOOK AT HER..SHE LOOKS LIKE HIM NOT ME!