February 2012
9 posts
Penis Regex
Can’t believe I’ve never thought of this before. A regular expression to match penises.
/[u|B|8]{1,2}[=\-]+[d|D|B|b][\-\.\~]*/
Here’s a ruby example:
ruby> "Eat B--b a bag of uu===D! 8===D---...".scan(/[u|B|8]{1,2}[=\-]+[d|D|B][\-\.\~]*/)
=> ["B--b", "uu===D", "8===D---..."]
Run against this text:
Cray twee butcher 8===D photo booth, trust uu---D---... fund mlkshk...
“Gushers originally came in two flavors: Gushin’ Grape and Strawberry...”
– Gushers Wikipedia
Who the fuck are these consumers?
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January 2012
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“According to biographer David Buckley, the Los Angeles-based Bowie, fuelled by...”
– David Bowie, Station to Station wikipedia entry.
…fucking los angeles.
ianbroyles asked: what were you listening to when you answered that last question?
gothamgreen212 asked: What are you listening to in your profile photo?
Also: Could coding be the next mass profession? →
handsomecode:
Dudes, Tyler didn’t even attend high school. The only programming I’ve learned was when I finally got out of school. I’d say our current educational system makes it harder to learn to program (i.e. solve problems with logic, reason, and research.) because a) grades aren’t motivating b) money is and c) most learning is from screwing around, playing, which is definitely not...
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